uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via winterfat)

floozys:

i’m really sick of the phrase “find yourself”

you don’t find yourself 

you make yourself

you’re a blank canvas

don’t waste your time looking for blank canvases

when you’ve had a paint brush in your hand the whole time

you can be anything you want to be 

you don’t need to find yourself 

you already have yourself

now paint

(via winterfat)

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via selfharm-and-music)

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via winterfat)